![]() ![]() ![]() Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. And to anyone who thinks Bin Laden is edgy, insight-free gay jokes are hilariously un-PC, or that a badger melee weapon is rib-ticklingly surreal, please consider donating your organs to someone who'll use them. Postal III on Steam Good or Insane The choice is yours. It's got everything Postal 3 has, plus an open world, 20% better jokes and Gary Coleman. The open-world missions that unlock upon completion give some clue to the developers' unrealised ambitions. Really? You're going to get rid of your open world, and still go there? Postal III winks at the player, but it's hard to see when it's repeatedly punching you in the face. “The physics in GTA are better,” says Postal Dude, regularly. ![]() Postal III's lack of self-awareness is most agonisingly evident when it tries to be self-aware. If Postal is supposed to be the story of a simple man driven to violence because his simple life has been made unbearable by idiots, then perhaps this whole game has a sophisticated existential point. Oh, you tried the mall? Well, they didn't say, but you trigger the mall-entering cutscene by driving into the Segway shop on the road opposite. Can't find it? They didn't say, but it's in the mall. POSTAL 4: No Regerts latest version: POSTAL Dude - The Opening Episode of a Story-Driven Trilogy. One mission asks you to drop dolls off at Krotchy's Salad Bar. POSTAL 4: No Regerts, free and safe download.
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